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The Story of NGS
We like to play. Yeah. The first incarnation of NGS was a metal band called Twitch, consisting of singer Steve Eloise, guitarist Robby Richard, bassist Nick Granger, and drummer Thomas Harper. Unfortunately, Nick informed the fellas he was going to have to move. Robby called his friend Chance Marchiafava to come and watch them play at his b-day party. Chance was very hairy, and had a tendency to expose himself. Despite this, upon realizing that Chance could thunk out a few toneless notes on a bass guitar, they promptly put him playing bass. Unfortunately, the band broke up a short while later. Robby and Thomas chose to stay together and switched genres to punk. They even invited Chance to play with them. They played covers of Blink 182 and Green Day songs. They were okay together, and even had a few originals written. But when Chance started calling everyone his minion and referring to himself as King Fart of Shit Mountain, the band kicked him out. They needed another bassist. Their selection was smart, witty, entertaining, a good songwriter, and had no body hair, to boot. They sounded excellent together. In fact, had they stayed with it longer, a label probably would've picked them up. But Robby and Thomas felt something was missing. Something nasty and hairy. Finally, they let in to their primal urges, and called up Chance, recently back from a short vacation at Charter Mental Health Center. Chance's musicianship had noticeably improved. They christened themselves Next Generation Slackers, and set off into the world.Eventually, they encountered a traveller by the name of Kyle Leblanc. NGS jumped on the man like a cheetah on a three-legged antelope. Bringing with him his fabled Guitar of Doom, he joined NGS as the fourth member. This dream team of musical goodness then set out again to conquer the wastelands with a new sound. |
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The members
ROBBY
Most of Robby's Life has consisted of making fun of Chance for being "pudgy". Robby plays guitar. He has a wallet with Spongebob Squarepants on it. He has horrible dreams invovling a slice of lunch box meat and Chance's Microphone. He has sexy dreams about Pat Sajak. Sexy sexy.
Rob's favorite Bands: Green Day, Anti-flag, Bad Religion, 88 Fingers Louie, Slick Shoes, 1208, Finch, NOFX, Flogging Molly, Thrice
CHANCE
|Hi. I'm Chance. Don't run away. Please. Okay. Good.
Chance was born June 25, 1985. He is right handed. He likes girls. His favortie color is black, because he looks slim. Whee. Chance hates chain letters, so don't send any, or he'll kill you. Period.
Chance's favorite bands: Deftones, Switchblade Kittens, VOMA, Clayomre, Abcent Minded, Blink-182, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Busta Rhymes, The B-52's, Happy the Toaster, No Doubt, RHCP, Unhinged, and Jimmy Eat World.
THOMAS
Thomas is a suck ass drumer who whishes he could be good. He has a girlfriend *ALAYNA*.
Thomas' fave bands:
New Found Glory, MxPx, NoFx, Deftones, Blink 182, Green Day, Abcent Minded, Trust Company, Finch, Suicide Machines, Goldfinger, Less than Jake, Mad caddies, if I forgot any...oh well.
KYLE
Kyle refuses to contribute to this section because he's afraid someone will use the information to kill him.
Kyle's bands
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